Hugh Jackman Big Bushy Blackbeard! Thomas and Friends in the Scorch Trails! Dinklage in Chains?!

Welcome to Almighty Popcorn!
Alan
Happy Thursday our glorious peeps of the internets!  It is yet another fine day to talk all things cinema, including the recently released trailers of this week.

Every Thursday, we take 3 of the most recent trailers to come out and we run them through a little to see if they’re worth the watch.

Lewis
Cos we’re totes nice like that.

 

Pan 2nd Trailer

Alan
From the director who brought you Hanna and Anna Karenina, Pan takes an alternate look from the past Peter Pan films and delves into a line not with the immortal boy against Captain Hook, but rather Blackbeard.

The film looks almost prequel-like compared to the other films, what with Peter’s early days in an orphanage, before he sets on an adventure into Neverland.  It’s there where he meets the infamous Blackbeard, played, quite happily we might add, by Hugh Jackman.  Who seems to be very much enjoying the bad guys shoes as of late, as this his is second film to play the villain since Chappie.

Lewis
Is it me or does he need to go to Ibiza and quickly grab a tan?

Alan
You see Hugh Jackman sporting the most bushiest of moustaches and goatees of all time, and the first thing you notice is that he’s a bit pale?

Lewis
Well he is!  Just looking at him makes me think he needs a cup of tea and a sit down in the sun.

Alan
Anywho!  The film is out 16th October for us Brits and stars Levi Miller as Pan, Rooney Mara as Tiger Lily, and Garrett Hedlund as Hook.

Lewis
See I’m looking forward to Garrett Hedlund because he just screams comic relief in this film.

Alan
Well he’s come a long way since being Patroclus in Troy.

Lewis
THAT’S HIM?!!  Look how young he looks back then.

Alan
Yes, well aside form how much Garrett Hedlund looked like back then.  What do you think of the trailer?

Lewis
I like how they’ve heavily used that one song in most of the trailers for it now.

Alan
Yeah it is getting a little bit heavily used.

Lewis
And how Hugh Jackman is being out right creepy with his stares.  But I’m not loving the acting of Levi Miller at this time.

Alan
Well it’s early days so far so we’ll see what happens.

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials first official trailer
 

Alan
If you remember the first film, The Maze Runner

Lewis
SPIDERS THAT LOOK LIKE BALL SACKS!

Alan
….was one of the films we reviewed last year.  It didn’t really pop for us but the powers that be have released a sequel to the book of the same name The Scorch Trails.

Lewis
They probably did it straight after so the kids would still look young.

Alan
Set straight after the first film, it appears that Thomas and friends were not the only ones to survive the maze.  In fact there were a whole bunch of other kids in other mazes that’s not quite fully understood as to why they’ve been plonked in there.

None the less, it’s not long before they know they’ve been duped by none other than Aidan Gillen, or better known as Petyr Baelish in HBO’s Game of Thrones.

Lewis
LITTLEFINGER!!  WHAT YOU DID TO *spoiler* *spoiler* WITH THAT THIN-FACED WANK *spoiler**spoiler* AFTER TELLING *spoiler* ABOUT THE WHOLE *MAJOR SPOILER* YOU CREEPY CROAKED VOICE GIT!

Alan
Feel a little better now?

Lewis
A little yes *shy*

Alan
You silly thing.  At the moment it looks like Film Land is all about the tween films at the moment what with the release of The Hunger Games, every studio out there is trying to ascertain the rights to many teenage stories.  So be prepared for the third film to probably be released later next year.  For the time being, and they’ll most likely be a second trailer in the summer months, we’ll have The Scorch Trails to contend with in September.

Pixels 2nd trailer
 

Lewis
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Alan
Naturally, there was going to be a second trailer to one of the films geek anticipated films of the year.

Lewis
We may be geeks but we’ve run the movie market since X-Men!

Alan
True.  But Pixels now has a second trailer to show …well, let’s face it.  We’re watching it a third time to see more Peter Dinklage.

Lewis
I am loving that he’s the one they have to release from prison to help against the aliens.

Alan
At the moment, the buzz around the internet is that a lot of people are excited for it.  And if Adam Sandler and Co don’t ruin this film, like they’ve done with the past dozen or so films.  We might get another film that’s on par with Little Nicky.  And that film is fucking hilarious.

Lewis
Popeyes Chicken is the shiznay!

Alan
Quite.  The film is out mid-August and stars Josh Gad and Kevin James, who shoots a Smurf right in the face….Dear god I hope those weren’t all the funny bits in the film.

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